There is nothing more wonderful, than the miracle of having a grandma. Having a grandma will forever change your life, and bring so much joy in your home. But with having a grandma comes so much responsibility. There is feeding your grandma, putting gates up so your grandma won't fall down the stairs, putting those little plastic things in the electrical sockets so your grandma won't shock herself; all those safety precautions we do to keep a curious grandma wondering around the house safe. Grandmas don't come with an instruction booklet; you are on your own to figure out why the grandma is crying, what the grandma has in her mouth, and where she got it. But having a grandma is not all work, one of the most fun, and important parts of having a grandma, is naming it!!!
Now some people have a name all picked out before the grandma even arrives. Some people may wait a few days later. Traditionally people will name their grandma after someone in their family. For instance, my grandma is called; 'Uncle'.
I may not have all the answers, like; where do grandmas come from? Or why do new grandmas smell so good? But I do have a list of some of the hot new grandma names out there right now. It used to be that one in every three grandmas was called Ethel, and two in every three Ethels was called Myrtle. But now unique Grandma names are the hot new trend. Here are some of the most popular unique grandma names of the year.
Brittney
Gabe
Orange Peel
Dakota
Furniture Face
Dr. Patient
Jimberly
Fork
Lenny Beefstacks
Cindy
The Grandma formerly known as Grandpa
Hot Robbin
Mustache
Devoe
Pork Dorkleson
Toyota Sales Event
Moose
Crayontown
Biv
Garybeth
Deez Nuts
Abraham
Mouthy
Your Two Thousand and Ten Chicago Bulls!!!
Sandra
T.M.I.
Bell
and
Batman
Once you've named your grandma, ENJOY! Now all you have to do is teach your grandma tricks to impress your house guests!
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