It's so hot that when someone says, "Talk to the hand", I do; just for the shade.
It's so hot I saw Lady Gaga wearing practical clothing.
It's so hot I climbed in the oven just to cool off
It's so hot I got B.O. taking a shower
It's so hot I went to 'human centipede' just to get out of the sun.
It's so hot the crazy pigeon lady is only wearing three coats.
It's so hot I saw keith sweat.
It's so hot I saw a hipster wearing skinny jean shorts.
It's so hot I saw a Palestinian schvitzing.
Its so hot even Jack Nicholson had a hard time being cool.
". . . the sun rose with such intense heat that it would have been enough to dissolve his brains, if he had had any left." - Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote, Signet Cassics®, February 2001, pg. 63
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