Hey ladies, are you ever in a relationship, but just not sure if he's 'the one'? Here are 10 tall tale signs that the man you're with now, may not be the man you're meant to be with forever
1. He sits far away in the background without his shirt on, while you pout on the other side of the bed
2. During intimacy he refuses to take of his top hat. Also he wears a top hat for underwear.
3. He keeps calling you 'mother', mostly because he's your son.
4. Every time you ask what he thinks about having kids, he insists you just pay for the pizza because he has other deliveries to make.
5. You and him have tried to get married to each other before and it always ends in divorce. This has happened over 70 times.
6. He calls 'whatever he's wearing' his wife beater.
7. He's what other woman refer to as a 'turtle'. Scientists and zoologists would agree.
8. You come home and find him with another woman; other than the one he normally cheats on you with.
9. Everytime you hug him, he squeaks like a dog's chew toy.
10. His name is Jeff Goldbloom
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