A woman in Spartanburg South Carolina was caught stealing two vibrators from Spencer's Gifts.
When caught, the store owner berated the thief by saying, "You shoplifters are the worst! You are the lowest form of humanity! You can go fuck yourself!"
To which the woman replied, "I was trying to, why do you think I stole the vibrators!"
My favorite part of this is the mug shot. Because it's a mugshot that tells you that she got caught stealing, then starting crying which caused her mascara to run all down her face. Yet still at the time of the photo you can tell that she tried to smile just a little bit to look pretty.
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