A 15 year old japanese girl has recently sold a book that she wrote via 'texts' on her cell phone. That means when she was hanging out with her friends while texting and someone said, "Geez what are you doing? Writing a novel?" Her response was, "As a matter of fact, yes I am" The same girl has also been reported to make phone calls from the bottom of a well, to regularly have some 'coffee with that sugar' and has never really 'walked much'. (By the way, the joke is not that these are all sarcastic things that people say to other people when they can't hear someone well on the phone, put too much sugar in their coffee, and trip; moreso that I'm an ignorant american that thinks people in Japan speak english.)