Scientists report today that Lady Gaga may actually in fact be a 'woman'. Originally researchers believed that Lady Gaga was a mannequin turned singer turned drag queen. But upon recent investigation research has found that being nominated in the female categories at the recent Grammys may actually classify Lady Gaga as actual 'Lady' or what's commonly referred to as a 'woman'. Dr. Simmon of the University of Quashingandrogony stated, 'It's too early to say with any certainty yet, but it seems that (Lady Gaga) may in fact be a female. We will attempt further tests before we commit to either gender with any real certainty. But no matter what sex it turns out Lady Gaga is, it'll never take away from the fact that she has an incredible voice, and a really sweet dick."
Until a few weeks ago, I thought Lady Gaga was Paul Ruebens in drag. Not because that's what I thought she looked like or anything, but because I use a TV as an alarm clock, slept through it for a half hour of morning news, and woke up confused as to why the Queen of England had held and audience with Paul Ruebens in drag, but not curious enough about Lady Gaga to learn the much duller truth for several months.
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