This week while visiting his dermatologist, Jesus's doctor noticed a liver spot on the back of Jesus that resembled Jesus. 'It's a miracle!' nurses of the local hospital exclaimed. Every year dozens of images that resemble the son of god are found in pancakes, waffles, toast, grapefruits, rocks, pieces of wood, but this was the first ever reported liver spot. Jesus himself said he noticed a resemblance, but said he personally thought the liver spot looked more like Val Kilmer. 'You know, like early Val Kilmer, before he got fat in the face.'
The doctor who discovered the liver spot (which as pictured above is seven liver spots down from the top and fourteen liver spots from the left) said he first became aware of the miraculous blemish when he noticed that a liver spot had disappeared, and then came back three days later.
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