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Monday, March 15, 2010

YO YO MA JOKES

Yo Yo Ma so fat, he plays his cello like a violin.

Yo Yo Ma so rich, he can afford two first names.

Yo Yo Ma so prolific, he makes George Philip Telemann feel lazy.

Yo Yo Ma so classical, his mole wears a powdered wig.

Yo Yo Ma so ugly, he made George Harrison's guitar gently weep.

Yo Yo Ma so stupid, he thought Beethoven's 'Movement 2 from symphony number 7' was about poop.

Yo Yo Ma so prodigy, they called him firestarter, twisted firestarter.

Yo Yo Ma so lonely, his only friend is Phil Harmonic.

Yo Yo Ma so stanky, they gotta spray Right Guard on his orchestra pits.

Yo Yo Ma so vaudeville for Mozart, he once said, '...Requiem Mass in D Minor, Damn near Killedium Mass in D Minor!"

6 comments:

  1. I like these. I never heard lease before. I like to hear jokes I never heard befre.

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  2. Laughing makes me feel awkward and shy.

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  4. last one killed me. haha.

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  5. Yo Yo ma so dope... he makes a perfect fitfh sound like a perfect tenth!

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